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Sunday, March 26, 2006

My face, my face. My lovely lady place. 

Sorry. Yes I hate that song as much as you, dear reader, but today my face is indeed lovely and ladylike!

After decades of rebuffing face creams and lotions in that ubiquitous, macho way, I have finally seen the light! Slathered with dry skin moisturizing cream, my face and, indeed, my whole physical outlook, is immeasurably smoother. It's amazing what a person feels like when he isn't rubbing his face every 2 minutes cause it feels cobwebby.

Wow. Guys, don't knock it. Get in touch with your softer side. In the words of Number 2 in the last episode of The Prisoner, "I feel a new man!"


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