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Monday, October 03, 2005

p-mates 

I'm going to call them p-mates.

It happens when you and a coworker of the opposite sex get up to go to the bathroom at the same time. Perhaps it's not obvious at first, and it only works if the bathrooms are next to each other, but as you find yourselves walking in the same direction and entering your respective loos at the same time you realize the awkwardness. "Hey, I'm gonna try not to think about the fact that so-and-so is taking care of business at the same time as me...".

And then it gets worse. You both come out at the same time. Or even worse, it's been several minutes and you both come out at the same time.

Now you have a p-mate. You will never be able to shake the odd feeling that you went to the bathroom with a coworker and only a few inches of drywall separated you.

Be on the lookout next time you drink too much coffee at the office.

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