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Being your place on the web to make Pat feel all warm and snuggly... or just a place to type random text... ANYTHING to get those badgers, mushrooms and African snakes out of my head!
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
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Here's a great diet plan:
Go to a friend's house.
Eat his home-made salsa.
Learn after the fact that the salsa was prepared by opening hundreds of Carl's Jr. salsa packets collected over several months.
Wait 2 days.
Get sick.
Lose all stomach contents to the point that your throat is on fire to a degree you had not ever thought possible (from the stomach acid).
Lose your appetite for 3 days.
Watch your stomach shrink.
Keep it that way throughout the holidays.
(Ok, he's a great friend. Really. Just don't eat his salsa.)
Go to a friend's house.
Eat his home-made salsa.
Learn after the fact that the salsa was prepared by opening hundreds of Carl's Jr. salsa packets collected over several months.
Wait 2 days.
Get sick.
Lose all stomach contents to the point that your throat is on fire to a degree you had not ever thought possible (from the stomach acid).
Lose your appetite for 3 days.
Watch your stomach shrink.
Keep it that way throughout the holidays.
(Ok, he's a great friend. Really. Just don't eat his salsa.)
