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Being your place on the web to make Pat feel all warm and snuggly... or just a place to type random text... ANYTHING to get those badgers, mushrooms and African snakes out of my head!
Monday, June 13, 2005
Guilty!
We, the jury, find Michael Jackson NOT GUILTY on all 10 counts against him.
[Jacko breathes a sigh of relief as his fans lift him up to carry him out of the courthouse]
However --
[the fans pause, mid-hoist]
-- we find the poseurish, grandstanding gaggle of media and the sycophantic, mewling, devoid-of-taste fans who stank up the steps of this courthouse for the last 5 months GUILTY on all counts. You have a 30 second head start before we release the dogs.
[Jacko breathes a sigh of relief as his fans lift him up to carry him out of the courthouse]
However --
[the fans pause, mid-hoist]
-- we find the poseurish, grandstanding gaggle of media and the sycophantic, mewling, devoid-of-taste fans who stank up the steps of this courthouse for the last 5 months GUILTY on all counts. You have a 30 second head start before we release the dogs.
